Lower your expectations.
What you’re about to see— These aren’t pick-up lines. . . They’re hook-up lines.
Typically, I just go ahead and report. But with this being my last online dating post and all, I thought I’d retort and see what happened.
*All messages are brought to you by OkStupid. . . I mean, OkCupid. . . No I don’t.
Let me just escort you to the door!
No Saint Nick
*cringes* Why would you ever write this ever?
Mr. Show and Tell
I still hold that there are good guys left in the world. I just seriously doubt they’re on the World Wide Web. So I will no longer be wasting my time or sarcasm there any longer.
Don’t fret though! You’re welcome to reminiscence with past dating humor post such as Part I of The Best Comebacks to the Worst Online Dating Come-ons. Or my personal favorite: That Time I asked Online Creepers if They Were Serial Killers And Their Responses Were Dead On.
Also, Buzzfeed has a winner in their article 11 Text That Will Make You Say “Me Trying to Date.”
Before you go, tell me: What was your favorite comeback?