5 Legendary Adventures That Won’t End in Jail or Death (Probably)

I don’t need to endanger my life in order to appreciate it.

Leaping off of a waterfall for example, not gonna do it. Swimming with sharks? Maybe if the sharks weren’t present. (And then that’s still a big if.) Walking on fire? Ha. Do I look like Pam from The Office?

Still, a girl’s gotta get her kicks and giggles. If you want to live it up and also live to tell the tale, I have 5 Legendary Adventures That Won’t End In Jail Or Death.

Well, probably.  No promises.


Crash a wedding.

Sneak in as but another guest for cake and dancing. Bring a gift for the unsuspecting couple and act natural.

Send a ransom note.

Of course, you’re going to need something to hold hostage first. Swipe a pet, phone charger, or fake ficus from your bestie. Send her threatening SnapChats. Make your demands.

Set up a drop location to return their prized procession then grab dinner. 


Stage a con.

Basically, this is a rad excuse to create code names and phrases. Run a matchmaking con. Stake out your mark’s first date.

Don’t forget to bring the doughnuts this time, Midnight Eagle.

Hold interviews for a nemesis.

Be sure to ask applicants what their weaknesses are. This will surely come in handy during future encounters.

Challenge your nemesis to a duel.

Fight it out with a pair of pool noodles and charge each other astride rolling office chairs.


Share your strangest adventure in a comment below!


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My name is Nichole—Nichole Parks. Not to be confused with Nicholas Sparks. Nicky boy handles the drama. And me? I take on the trauma. Dark humor is my specialty.

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