I don’t need to endanger my life in order to appreciate it.
Leaping off of a waterfall for example, not gonna do it. Swimming with sharks? Maybe if the sharks weren’t present. (And then that’s still a big if.) Walking on fire? Ha. Do I look like Pam from The Office?
Still, a girl’s gotta get her kicks and giggles. If you want to live it up and also live to tell the tale, I have 5 Legendary Adventures That Won’t End In Jail Or Death.
Well, probably. No promises.
Crash a wedding.
Sneak in as but another guest for cake and dancing. Bring a gift for the unsuspecting couple and act natural.
Send a ransom note.
Of course, you’re going to need something to hold hostage first. Swipe a pet, phone charger, or fake ficus from your bestie. Send her threatening SnapChats. Make your demands.
Set up a drop location to return their prized procession then grab dinner.
Stage a con.
Basically, this is a rad excuse to create code names and phrases. Run a matchmaking con. Stake out your mark’s first date.
Don’t forget to bring the doughnuts this time, Midnight Eagle.
Hold interviews for a nemesis.
Be sure to ask applicants what their weaknesses are. This will surely come in handy during future encounters.
Challenge your nemesis to a duel.
Fight it out with a pair of pool noodles and charge each other astride rolling office chairs.